Karl’s Asylum ... for the terminally deranged

There was a teacher at my place of work,
Whos XP was royally f*cked.
I can’t be arsed to spybot the thing,
I’d rather the OS was chucked
“You can’t!” the distraught teacher exclaims,
“My life is on my laptop”.
“I have to”, the annoyed techie explains,
“For it is about to come to a stop.”
“Spybot can only repair so much,
and, frankly […]

It’s going to be a fun week alright….
First, the good stuff. We have gone BROADBAND! :D Officially, I’m still awaiting my modem and welcome pack, and my “you have broadband” e-mail from Tiscali. Unofficially, I didn’t fancy the naff SAGEM USB modem, and bought a £28 Thomson network capable one weeks ago […]