Astra Update, and a twisted idea…
Well, the bag of spanners noise MAY have been solved. It did it coming home, and I pulled over. Just on a whim, I checked the boot…nothing amiss. Then I thought..”hang on..”. Lifted the carpet in the boot to reveal the spare wheel, the JACK, and A BLOODY HUGE SCREWDRIVER. The screwdriver and jack may have been having a little musical adventure as I went over bumps..that would explain the bag of spanners noise! *blush*
It still goes “thud” if I proceed swiftly and encounter a bump, but I reckon, pound to a penny…it’s the exhaust rear section thats been partly delaminating since I got the car. I’ll sort it. Then to sort the front rattle..which is probably the catalyser breaking up and expiring. Heyho….maybe I should just renew the whole lot…
I just remember a few cars back, I ordered an entire system for my Renault 11..and was charged 300 quid for the setup!!
The Twisted Idea..
Our government are taking ever more money from us, and they’re not even providing us with adequate amounts of K-Y whilst rogering us senseless….where does the money go? War? Iraq? Hmm.
In the meantime, we’re paying out. Bird Flu, rising prices, etc etc.
Here’s my plan. Get all dead culled birds with bird flu. Crate ‘em and fly ‘em out there to the troublespots. Open the crates, and empty them out of the door. Job done. 2 problems with 1 stone. Birds disposed of, troublespots quelled.
While we’re on the subject..screw bombings. Drop cows! Imagine how gut emptyingly frightening that’d be…”mooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *splat*” Queue Monty Python images…