ROFL..Migwebs answer to an improved transport system…
Naaahhhh… what you need is a Buttered Cat Array ;)
wtf? *whoosh over my head* lmao
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http://www.migweb.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?p=2708052#post2708052
Posted by: KillBill
On: Yesterday 13:20
wtf? *whoosh over my head* lmao
Well, you know that if you drop a piece of buttered toast, it will land butter side down. You also know, that cats will supposedly land on their feet, right ?
So, it’s reasonable to suggest that if you put butter on a cat’s back, and dropped it, it should perpetually spin above the floor and never fall.
Using thousands of these, you could create a huge buttered cat array, capable of supporting monorails, motorways, you name it :D
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