Karl’s Asylum ... for the terminally deranged

Dropped Jem off at work this morning, coming back through town..I see a black Ford Escort in front of me, drivers door flapping open, car proceeding slowly along. I slowed down, thinking “??”..then saw a woman come running out of her drive, and after the car.
There’s a hill ahead, and the car […]

Remember a few months ago, Jem and I were coming back from Tesco and some chav tossers ran across the dark road in front of us, almost denting my Astra? It’s been making a funny noise since then - something akin to a bag of loose spanners jangling when you go over a […]