Karl’s Asylum ... for the terminally deranged

ooh..get you, dearie…An E-mail..

From me:

“From: Karl
Sent: 26 January 2008 13:43
To: Forum Support
Subject: user banned - please rectify or give me a full justification
and reasoning, please.

hello Tiscali/MK/Mod team (or whoever..?)

My user has now been banned from your forums! Can you explain to me why
ths is? One would hope it’s an oversight or error - the last post I
made was about my connection problems that have now seemingly been
resolved?”

From them:

“Dear Tiscali Customer

The userid “Jemma” has been temporarily banned (5 Days) from the Tiscali
forums for Cross posting or Inappropriate comments as per the Forum
rules. The ban will be automatically lift on 28/01/08 at 4pm.

May I suggest that you familiarise yourself with the forum rules prior
to posting.

Best Regards

Tiscali “

Handbags, anyone?

Tiscali, may I now publically suggest you familiarise yourself with the term “paying customer”?

If you can’t take the heat boys, do yourself a favour and offer yourself to a better company as buyout, eh?

A criticism in a support forum shouldn’t equal a hissy fit. Nor should a ban be undertaken without informing the user. Or is your e-mailling of your customers own accounts as broken as your service sometimes is? Hmm? I don’t recall a cross post? A link to my thread in another thread, yes. That’s something I see all over your forums.

Temper, temper…no sweeties for YOU…go sit on the naughty step, you bad ISP, you.

Edit for clarity, and to dissuade idiots:

*I*, Karl, tend to post on Tiscali as Jemma…because it’s her name on our userID..hence why I said “From Me:”, and the e-mail addrss says “karl”, with the content of “My user got banned”..

That’s me, Karl - posting under our joint account credentials for our user, that just happens to carry Jems name. Why do I do that? Because I’m a lot NICER and harder to annoy than Jem when it comes to dealing with some things..

4 Responses to “ooh..get you, dearie…An E-mail..”

  1. On Jan 29th, 08 at 1:58 pm, Jem said:

    You did go on to call them “tools” when you were unbanned. I think I’d ban you for that one :p

  2. On Jan 29th, 08 at 8:37 pm, Julie said:

    What is cross-posting? I don’t see what’s ban-worthy in “I’m having troubles with my connection” unless, of course, you are a dictator wishing to appear as perfect in the eyes of the world and, therefore, shut down any form of criticism.

  3. On Feb 20th, 08 at 10:44 pm, Jem said:

    You really ought to stop using my name on the Tiscali forums btw, you’re giving idiots the wrong idea ;)

  4. On Feb 20th, 08 at 10:46 pm, karl said:

    oops. Sorry Dear..;)

    tell you what - on the new ISP, account in my name? ;)

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