Karl’s Asylum ... for the terminally deranged

We walked into town earlier, as we do..it’s the “good exersize” way to go and top up the gas/electricity, and munch on a cake at the same point.

However, I was feeling a bit meh..so I let Jem go and do the tedious standing bit, and I went and stood out of the way. My eyes located the magazine area..hmm…

“Top Gear”..nah..”Motorcycles”..nah…”ooh, FHM”..tasty, but..nah..”Old Wrinkly and horny”….nah…..eh?..WHAT?!?!

Yes. That’s right..my eyes hadn’t betrayed me..top rack (almost)..some form of “older persons” porn mag..”Over 60’s” proudly proclaimed on the cover…and as for the cover girl, well..yes…the only reason I can’t say “tits round her ankles” is because they were resting on her Zimmer frame..seriously..

There are some REALLY worrying people out there…I wish I’d been less surprised and thought to grab a photo with my phone..

Wrinkly porn..all together now…”mmmmm”…What’s that? No, I said “mmmmmmm”. Not retching..!

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