Karl’s Asylum ... for the terminally deranged

Car Foglights

You know the type. Drive around in good visibility conditions and during clear nights and days, with their car lights on, and their fog lamps running.

What is the point? Does it make you look “cool”? No. Does it say “my car’s quicker/sportier”? No. It states quite distinctly “I’m a stupid person, who’s unable to get my tiny mind round intelligent driving.

Far from making you look good, it ANNOYS everyone. Anyone who’s ever been blinded by one of these fools, especially in rainy conditions knows and can relate to this, I’m sure.

Read your highway code again guys-it’s irresponsible, pointless, annoying, and I’m fairly sure it’s held in a fairly dim view by the police.

I have no problem with driving or fog lights being used as manufacturers intended, but I have a MAJOR problem with “Mr Tiny Dick” sat on my arse, as I try to get from A to B without having him run into me, as he blinds me from behind/in front.

Just remember guys, I have rear foglights too..and I’ll say this-mine are fitted with headlamp bulbs. You get too close to my “safe zone”, and I’ll give you a migraine you won’t forget.