Karl’s Asylum ... for the terminally deranged

Super engine-tuning-tastic!

And from the humour section:
What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.
What type of bra?” asked the clerk.
Type?” inquires the man, “There’s more than one type?
Look around,” […]

A film on TV..”Zardoz” or something. Big stone head comes down, “monty python”esqe. Uttering such things as “I am your god. I gave you the gift of guns. Guns are good.”, as masked soldiers/disciples praise it on the ground.
“Odd,” I think - “I’m expecting the catapulted flying cow and the knights […]